http://sitefrost.com/ Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:37:16 +0000 MyBB http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20390 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 07:23:36 -0600 http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20390
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFb89IA3-GE]]> http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20389 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 06:50:54 -0600 http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20389 haibin.info

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diyes@qq.com]]> http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20388 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 04:02:53 -0600 http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20388 I'm looking for such blogging script which supports Bengali language!
any one know this?
]]> I'm looking for such blogging script which supports Bengali language!
any one know this?
]]> http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20387 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 03:51:32 -0600 http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20387 anyone you are interested or watching IPL (Indian Premier League) srtarting from tomorrow?
]]> anyone you are interested or watching IPL (Indian Premier League) srtarting from tomorrow?
]]> http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20386 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:20:53 -0600 http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20386 http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20385 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:13:36 -0600 http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20385 O fato mais curioso do Google

Vamos lá; passo a passo:
Primeiro acesse o Google Images clique aqui
Depois digite: 241543903
Clique em "Pesquisar imagens"
Agora me explique porque as fotos são de pessoas com a cabeça na geladeira!!!!!

Não é mais um enigma de Lost, e sim um novo "meme" (analogia ao termo que significa disseminação de idéias e pensamentos) que rola pela web.

Essa seqüencia de número é uma especie de código que identifica uma "seita virtual" criada pelo artista David Horvitz. Ele publicou a primeira foto no Flickr e colocou um post em seu blog sobre o "manifesto".

Esse "manifesto" inclui tirar fotos com a CABEÇA DENTRO DO FREEZER e publicar na internet marcando com o arquivo com o número 241543903. Quando alguém procurar no google ou flickr por essa seqüencia de números irá encontrar várias pessoas com a cabeça no freeser.

]]> O fato mais curioso do Google

Vamos lá; passo a passo:
Primeiro acesse o Google Images clique aqui
Depois digite: 241543903
Clique em "Pesquisar imagens"
Agora me explique porque as fotos são de pessoas com a cabeça na geladeira!!!!!

Não é mais um enigma de Lost, e sim um novo "meme" (analogia ao termo que significa disseminação de idéias e pensamentos) que rola pela web.

Essa seqüencia de número é uma especie de código que identifica uma "seita virtual" criada pelo artista David Horvitz. Ele publicou a primeira foto no Flickr e colocou um post em seu blog sobre o "manifesto".

Esse "manifesto" inclui tirar fotos com a CABEÇA DENTRO DO FREEZER e publicar na internet marcando com o arquivo com o número 241543903. Quando alguém procurar no google ou flickr por essa seqüencia de números irá encontrar várias pessoas com a cabeça no freeser.

]]> http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20384 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:57:20 -0600 http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20384 Durante o Dia Mundial da Mulher, foi aprovada no Congresso Mundial de Sexologia Feminista, as novas regras e doutrinas sexuais para a mulher e o homem nos novos tempos. Abaixo estão as principais leis, que já entraram em vigor na maioria das nações, inclusive no Brasil.


1. Sexo sempre por cima

Não é mais válido sexo de quatro, de lado ou homem por cima. A mulher é superior ao homem, então é certo que ela fique sempre por cima. Então é dever do homem permanecer seu membro ereto a espera do(s) orgasmo(s) da mulher. O homem não deve ejacular nesse período até que a mulher lhe dê permissão. Caso ejacule antes é dever da mulher aplicar penitência ou então registrar nos órgãos competentes a infração. Detenção de 3 a 6 meses.


2. Coito interrompido ou sexo nas coxas:

O antiquato método de retirar o membro peniano da vagina quando for ejacular é proibido pela nova lei em vigor, como também se aproveitar das coxas da mulher a fim de ter prazer. As penalidades são muito severas, e mulher que sofrer esse abuso deve denunciar o marido, namorado ou ficante, a fim que a polícia tome as medias cabíveis. Detenção de 1 a 2 anos


3. Sexo oral

É dever do homem saber todas as técnicas de estimulamento oral na mulher. Entre elas podemos citar: Frenck Kiss, Mordidinha, Aspirador, espiral, borboleta, penetrator e sempre visando a estimulação do clitóris feminino. Apenas homens treinados pelo Instituto Público de Aperfeiçoamento Sexual, são aptos para exercer a função oral no ato sexual. É dever da mulher exigir a carteirinha com o credenciamento e carimbo federal, para que não venha a ter surpresas e frustrações inesperadas. As penas podem chegar de 2 a 3 anos pra o homem que não tiver a carteirinha


4.Sexo Anal:

Após o último Congresso Mundial de Sexologia Feminista, ficou proibido em todo mundo o ato do sexo anal. Chegou-se a conclusão que não existe comprovação científica que na região do ânus exista pontos de excitação e prazer para a mulher. Então está abolida do calendário de atividades sexuais o sexo via ânus feminino. Mulheres que forem sodomizadas por algum homem, deve denunciar o infrator. Pena de 4 a 5 anos e castramento em praça pública

5. Sexo com outros homens

A mulher, dependendo do seu grau de riqueza, pode ter quantos homens quiser em sua casa. É dever da mulher ter em mãos a certidão de casamento de cada homem em sua residência, para que tenha o direito de usufruir das leis vigentes. O homem casado não deve jamais se masturbar e é proibido de se relacionar sexualmente com outra mulher ou homem fora ou dentro da sua casa. Em ambos os casos, a penalidade é paga com a própria vida, numa cerimônia de empalamento em praça pública

Mais uma besteira que encontrei na Internet,
alguem tem algo a dizer?
.]]> Durante o Dia Mundial da Mulher, foi aprovada no Congresso Mundial de Sexologia Feminista, as novas regras e doutrinas sexuais para a mulher e o homem nos novos tempos. Abaixo estão as principais leis, que já entraram em vigor na maioria das nações, inclusive no Brasil.


1. Sexo sempre por cima

Não é mais válido sexo de quatro, de lado ou homem por cima. A mulher é superior ao homem, então é certo que ela fique sempre por cima. Então é dever do homem permanecer seu membro ereto a espera do(s) orgasmo(s) da mulher. O homem não deve ejacular nesse período até que a mulher lhe dê permissão. Caso ejacule antes é dever da mulher aplicar penitência ou então registrar nos órgãos competentes a infração. Detenção de 3 a 6 meses.


2. Coito interrompido ou sexo nas coxas:

O antiquato método de retirar o membro peniano da vagina quando for ejacular é proibido pela nova lei em vigor, como também se aproveitar das coxas da mulher a fim de ter prazer. As penalidades são muito severas, e mulher que sofrer esse abuso deve denunciar o marido, namorado ou ficante, a fim que a polícia tome as medias cabíveis. Detenção de 1 a 2 anos


3. Sexo oral

É dever do homem saber todas as técnicas de estimulamento oral na mulher. Entre elas podemos citar: Frenck Kiss, Mordidinha, Aspirador, espiral, borboleta, penetrator e sempre visando a estimulação do clitóris feminino. Apenas homens treinados pelo Instituto Público de Aperfeiçoamento Sexual, são aptos para exercer a função oral no ato sexual. É dever da mulher exigir a carteirinha com o credenciamento e carimbo federal, para que não venha a ter surpresas e frustrações inesperadas. As penas podem chegar de 2 a 3 anos pra o homem que não tiver a carteirinha


4.Sexo Anal:

Após o último Congresso Mundial de Sexologia Feminista, ficou proibido em todo mundo o ato do sexo anal. Chegou-se a conclusão que não existe comprovação científica que na região do ânus exista pontos de excitação e prazer para a mulher. Então está abolida do calendário de atividades sexuais o sexo via ânus feminino. Mulheres que forem sodomizadas por algum homem, deve denunciar o infrator. Pena de 4 a 5 anos e castramento em praça pública

5. Sexo com outros homens

A mulher, dependendo do seu grau de riqueza, pode ter quantos homens quiser em sua casa. É dever da mulher ter em mãos a certidão de casamento de cada homem em sua residência, para que tenha o direito de usufruir das leis vigentes. O homem casado não deve jamais se masturbar e é proibido de se relacionar sexualmente com outra mulher ou homem fora ou dentro da sua casa. Em ambos os casos, a penalidade é paga com a própria vida, numa cerimônia de empalamento em praça pública

Mais uma besteira que encontrei na Internet,
alguem tem algo a dizer?
.]]> http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20382 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:06:09 -0600 http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20382
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I am Adding flash Chat Sript after complte Installation chat room is not working .. In this Hosting... ? flsh Script persion add this hosting yes or not.. Brother

m waite ur rep]]> http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20381 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:03:19 -0600 http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20381 ]]> ]]> http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20379 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:41:01 -0600 http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20379
This is hilarious - no wonder some people were offended!

This is the message that the Maroochydore High School Queensland, staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine.

This is the actual answering machine message for the school.

This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework.

The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough school work to pass their classes.

The outgoing message:

Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection:

To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1

To make excuses for why your child did not do his work - Press 2

To complain about what we do - Press 3

To swear at staff members - Press 4

To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5

If you want us to raise your child - Press 6

If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7

To request another teacher, for the third time this year - Press 8

To complain about bus transportation - Press 9

To complain about school lunches - Press 0

If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behaviour, class work, homework and that it's not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice day!

If you want this in another language, move to a country that speaks it.]]>
This is hilarious - no wonder some people were offended!

This is the message that the Maroochydore High School Queensland, staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine.

This is the actual answering machine message for the school.

This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework.

The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough school work to pass their classes.

The outgoing message:

Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection:

To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1

To make excuses for why your child did not do his work - Press 2

To complain about what we do - Press 3

To swear at staff members - Press 4

To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5

If you want us to raise your child - Press 6

If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7

To request another teacher, for the third time this year - Press 8

To complain about bus transportation - Press 9

To complain about school lunches - Press 0

If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behaviour, class work, homework and that it's not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice day!

If you want this in another language, move to a country that speaks it.]]> http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20378 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:37:44 -0600 http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20378 The one I can confide in, until the end.
The one who has seen every tear,
Whose hands boldly hold all of my fears.

You are mine, my other half that makes me complete,
Who never lets me feel like I am going through defeat.
You're the one who has always been there,
To show me how much that you truely care.

You are mine, my happiness in me,
Who's opened my eyes and really made me see.
Your compassion and love has shone through the clouds,
Leaving me with no more fears or doubts.

You are mine, an angel for me,
Whose smile is sent to make me happy.
The one who always has faith in your heart,
To make sure that I don't fall apart.

You are mine, without any question,
Giving me lots of hugs and affection.
You are mine, my best friend,
Whom I will always love until the very end!

I love you Lauren! Thanks for everything!]]> The one I can confide in, until the end.
The one who has seen every tear,
Whose hands boldly hold all of my fears.

You are mine, my other half that makes me complete,
Who never lets me feel like I am going through defeat.
You're the one who has always been there,
To show me how much that you truely care.

You are mine, my happiness in me,
Who's opened my eyes and really made me see.
Your compassion and love has shone through the clouds,
Leaving me with no more fears or doubts.

You are mine, an angel for me,
Whose smile is sent to make me happy.
The one who always has faith in your heart,
To make sure that I don't fall apart.

You are mine, without any question,
Giving me lots of hugs and affection.
You are mine, my best friend,
Whom I will always love until the very end!

I love you Lauren! Thanks for everything!]]> http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20377 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:37:02 -0600 http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20377 When your troubled, down or blue.
All you have to do is call me,
I'm always here for you.

It doesn't matter where I'm at,
It doesn't matter when.
When you need someone to talk to,
I'm here to be your friend.

If you need someone to hold your hand,
or a hug to say I care.
If you need a shoulder to cry on,
for you I will be there.

So never think you are a burden,
when the weight gets to be to much.
You might find if look hard enough,
a good friend could be the right touch.

You're never alone, I'm always here,
through the good times and the bad.
I'm always here to be your friend,
I don't like to see you sad.








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[ Back to Best Friends Poetry ]]]> When your troubled, down or blue.
All you have to do is call me,
I'm always here for you.

It doesn't matter where I'm at,
It doesn't matter when.
When you need someone to talk to,
I'm here to be your friend.

If you need someone to hold your hand,
or a hug to say I care.
If you need a shoulder to cry on,
for you I will be there.

So never think you are a burden,
when the weight gets to be to much.
You might find if look hard enough,
a good friend could be the right touch.

You're never alone, I'm always here,
through the good times and the bad.
I'm always here to be your friend,
I don't like to see you sad.








[ Send to a Friend! | Use or Copy Poem ]
[ Back to Best Friends Poetry ]]]> http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20376 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:36:15 -0600 http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20376 will you be by my side until the end?
Can I tell you my secrets deep,
and trust them in your heart you’ll keep?
We are neither of us without our flaws,
can you accept mine as I will yours?
I’ll be a shoulder to cry on when you’re blue,
will you be there for me when I need you?
No matter how busy I will make time for you,
if you are busy will you make time for me too?
I will take your hand and comfort your tears,
will you hold me and soothe my fears?
I will give you joy and many warm smiles,
can we share that even across many miles?
I will not forget what’s important to you,
will you remember what’s important to me too?
With you my most favourite things I’ll share,
If only I know do you truly care?
If you can accept me as I do you,
then I will know you are a friend most true.]]> will you be by my side until the end?
Can I tell you my secrets deep,
and trust them in your heart you’ll keep?
We are neither of us without our flaws,
can you accept mine as I will yours?
I’ll be a shoulder to cry on when you’re blue,
will you be there for me when I need you?
No matter how busy I will make time for you,
if you are busy will you make time for me too?
I will take your hand and comfort your tears,
will you hold me and soothe my fears?
I will give you joy and many warm smiles,
can we share that even across many miles?
I will not forget what’s important to you,
will you remember what’s important to me too?
With you my most favourite things I’ll share,
If only I know do you truly care?
If you can accept me as I do you,
then I will know you are a friend most true.]]> http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20375 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:30:57 -0600 http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20375 ]]> ]]> http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20374 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:30:13 -0600 http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20374 Hello All Friend.

Tell This Topic..


Wat are u doing In this Tym..

My rep

M reading Post of site Frost...]]> Hello All Friend.

Tell This Topic..


Wat are u doing In this Tym..

My rep

M reading Post of site Frost...]]> http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20373 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:24:12 -0600 http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20373 ]]> ]]> http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20372 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:21:25 -0600 http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20372 ]]> ]]> http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20371 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:18:19 -0600 http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20371
The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.


In Computer Hell:

The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.]]>
The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.


In Computer Hell:

The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.]]> http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20370 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:15:23 -0600 http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20370 http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20369 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:14:05 -0600 http://sitefrost.com/showthread.php?tid=20369 BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.]]> BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.]]>